Life
May. 13 | If you’re reading this, that means you’re either on the Internet or some sort of techno-wizard. I’m going to assume you’re not a magic use for the sake of my introduction and because it will terrify me much less if I know you’re not going to...
May. 11 | You know what? You’re a pretty lucky person. You know why? Because if you’re reading this that means you have access to the Internet. You’re actually in the minority because of that; not many people have Internet access. Or a computer. Or a car....
May. 8 | The Internet is a wonderful thing. It provides us with all sorts of things: various free news outlets, access to information on virtually any event in modern history, cheap Viagra, online gambling, discounted seasons of Lost and fake coupons to our favorite...
May. 7 | A wise man (I believe it was Pope John Paul) once said “all we are is dust in the wind.” Some day you, I and everyone who happens to read this is going to die. Even the people who don’t read this are going to die. No one can evade the cruel...
May. 6 | Generally speaking, the media has two depictions of organized crime: those dudes in pinstripe suits that wield Tommy-Guns before being thwarted by Dick Tracey, and those dudes in pinstripe suits that wield solid gold Tommy-Guns before being thwarted by...